So I had planned on posting this earlier this week as a lesson I learned but it quickly became another lesson I learned. I will explain.
1. Do not attempt to use quick drying glue after you take your sleeping medication.
- Some times after I take my medication I get "inspired." Please help me. Lock up the supplies. If you decide to glue half asleep you will wake up with your thumb and index finger glued together. You have been warned.
2. When the wind is gusting outside over 30 mph and you weigh barely 'a buck o' five' DO NOT attempt to run. You will fall. And look like a tooth pick caught in the wind... And pretty darn silly when your butt hits the ground. No Explanation needed.
3. Under NO circumstances should you attempt to blog after you have taken your medication.
- Oh my. Thankfully I remembered the next morning that "Oh, No.. I didn't.. Did I?" It looked like alphabet soup towards the end. It was comical in the beginning but at the end.. made no sense.
I'm not a fan of all this medication. But hey it's good for a laugh some times and some valuable lessons right?
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LOL, next time you "BUI" (Blog Under Influence) you HAVE to post it. Seriously, I love you but that would be hilarious!
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