I knew boys were icky!

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1-800-295-0051

Wait quietly while it asks for your language preference (pig-latin?) as it uses voice recognition.

Press option 4.

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Check out option 3. It's just delightful randomness as well.. just my cup of tea.

Goings on

Well as some of you may know, Steve and I are in the process of moving to Ft. Bragg, North Carolina. This move is mixed in reception for me. For one I have been at Ft. Campbell for almost 4 years which in Army time, is a long time. On the other hand... I am not one of those people who likes change too much. I know I know I didn't exactly chose the right profession what with moves duty station assignments on average lasting 2 years. Plus, I really really liked my job in the ER. I learned so much and wanted to learn more. I was supposed to go to paramedic school in April. Oh well... At my new duty station I'll be at a regular unit back with soldiers... Which I miss. Having to work at the hospital with civilians (do not take that in a bad way... around the Army Soldiers get treated differently when we work with civilians... some feel second rate) just drains ya..

So here we are packing... it's nice though. The Army pays for a moving company to come pack up our house and transport it down for us. So we're just packing the stuff we'll hand carry. Our packing is often impeded however by my little black and white menace:

Every box once it's opened soon finds itself the temporary home of this little bugger. Any open and unsuspecting dryer door or cabinet must also be explored. This is a fun and confusing time for little Oreo. I can only look forward to the 8 hour drive. At least he'll be with Steve. By for now and wish me luck!

Urban Dictionary

Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status, and put the first entry for your name under comments.

Kimberley:

1. Sexy, Adorable, fun to be around, Dates only one man at a time: doesn't go for great looking. Loves to flirt and an amazing kisser and great partner never selfish.

2. A kind and caring girl usually one with exceptional natural beauty and good skin, doesn't rush into things, dates one man at a time. A good listener who doesn't feel the need to fill every moment with gossip and chatter. Someone you can trust. An easy laugher and a positive thinker.

3. Kimberley is a woman of unparalleled beauty, a woman that defines pulchritudinous in every way. She is graceful and elegant. She is confident and kind. There in no other woman that could replace Kimberley.


I like these definitions!

Girlie Confessions

1.Do you sleep in your bra? Yeah just because I normally pass out from my medicine... sad but true...

2. Do you enjoy drama? On TV but not in real life

3. Are you a girly girl? Sometimes... and yes Jennie I can be even when I'm in the Army. When I come home I turn back into a girlie girl... just one who can kick but and get dirty when the situation calls for it.

4. Who was the last person you hugged?Hubby!

5. Small or large purses?I have a couple of small purses that I rarely use. Usually when I go out Steve holds my cards.

6.Are you short? No about average height

7.What would you do if someone smacked your butt?If it was my honey I would return the favor... anyone else... whew... trouble.

9.Do you care if your socks are dirty? Ew! You feel all grimy and it smells! Gross!

10. Do you dress up on Halloween? If I'm going out. Last Halloween Steve and I stayed in and watched scary movies while trick or treaters came by.

11. Are you double jointed?Ask Steve.... haha

12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? Bathroom Stall at Boot Camp... on my aid bag in the middle of a field... in the back of truck on the way to the range with my head propped against my M-4 (rifle)... If the Army has taught me anything it's sleep when you can

13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? Gosh shouldn't be in the last 24 minutes?

14. Is there a rumour going around about you? I hope not but who knows... I stay out of that stuff at work.

15. Do you call anybody by their last name? Everybody.. I'm in the Army. We don't know first names.

16. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?Any creepy perve that trolls through the blogs looking for perverted things to read?



X" Marks the spot:

[] I do wear make-up.

[x] I have cried at a movie theater.

[] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth. (See the first question)

[x] I get jealous. (Not too often though... only when girls are hitting on him... I trust him)

[X] I love to laugh.

[X] I like death/grind/black/heavy metal.

[ ] I like rap.

[X] I like country.

[ ] I carry a purse.

[x] I’d be lost without my computer.

[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.

[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.

[ ] I own a boy band CD.

[x] I get bored watching football. (Steve and I had our own Super Bowl party!)

[x] Guys are confusing.

X] I've been called a bad influence.

[x] I have/had a piercing other than my ears. (HEHE)



Come on ladies, be truthful!

1. What colour is your bra that your wearing?Magenta with black lace

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? In between... Steve has light brown hair

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? Nope! Well Maybe a coworker... But not my man

4. Do you have a best friend(s)?Definitely.. My husband, Jennie and Bridget and Christy

5. Have you ever had your heart broken? Definitely but thats apart of life... you don't know true love without heartache

6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? Yeah...still toss around the idea but someone I know just got it done and it seems like a huge hassle and too much money

7. Do you like your life? I love my life

8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you? Actually no... no drama there

9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Nope.. I skinny dip! Haha

10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? It's pretty even there

11. How long have you had Facebook?Um... little over a year

12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? Oh yeah... and it was totally deserved.

13. What are your biggest fears? Haven't really thought of a specific one... got a bunch of random ones

14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? See the previous question... and I'm sure I cried myself to sleep over a boy when I was younger

15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? Oh my goodness after my first date with Steve it was insane... I could not sleep and I was on cloud nine.

16. Do you believe in the saying “Once a cheater, always a cheater”? Kinda... it's really hard to trust that person...

17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Of course! How sad would life be if you didn't!

18. Do you ever wish you were famous? Oh heck no... too many crazy stalkers

19. Are you currently missing someone? Goodness yes! My Ivy and Riley and Jennie and of course the rest of my family! I hate being so far away! I can't wait to see Jennie and John in March!

More Questions.
01. Eyeliner or Mascara?: Neither

02. Louis Vuitton or Dooney & Bourke?: Dooney & Bourke babe!!

04. Skirts or pants?: Love me a good pair of jeans... ooh... American Eagle!

05. Socks or leggings?: Socks.. Ooh argyle!!!. Oh! Or a new pair of white cotton socks

06. Hoodies or jackets?: Hoodies... Sooo comfy. I do love my peacoat though

07. Heels or sneakers?: Ya know I thing I only own 1 pair of heels and thats for... ya know... hehe When I dress up I tend to wear nice ballet flats so I'm not taller than Steve.

08. Straight or curly hair?: Naturally wavy but straight with a flat-iron

09. Hoop or dangling earrings?: None... Don't wear earrings anymore. Can't wear them in uniform anyway.

10. White or black?: Depends on what for... love my little black dress.. I tend to wear more black than white.. I'm messy

11. Victoria’s Secret or Bath and Body Works?: Bath and Body works... I think Victoria's Secret has become kinda trashy...

12. Smoothies or lattes?: Protein Smoothie from Green Beans and I live for my Vanilla Lattes? :D

13. Diet or regular sodas?: Regular. Diet tastes too super fakely sweet. Totally agree Jennie

15. Pearls or diamonds?: Diamonds are my birthstone and oh my goodness they are my best friend but you just can beat a classy pearl necklace...

16. Vintage or boho? Only if no one else wore it... Boho looks like Hobo.

17. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?: Cute when they were on Full House but now... Goodness who knows what happened

18. Lindsay or Hilary?: If I had to chose I'd say Hilary. Lesser of two evils

19. Ipod or cell phone?: For what? I have both... can't live without either!

20. Friends or family?: Love and need them both! Would be truly lost without my sister Jennie. She has been my rock through some really hard times.

21. Lip gloss or lip stick?: Neither... Only wear chapstick.

22. Manicure or pedicure?: Manicure... don't like strangers touching my feet (and Jennie I can't believe you haven't had either one. I mean to fix that... think Sisters Day)

23. Tiffany’s or Chanel: Oh my Tiffany's.... That little blue box..

.24: Peace or love?: Both! Peace and love go together, no? Again I agree with Jennie!

25. Sunglasses or purses?: Well I'm not super into either one so seeing as how I wear glasses I'll have to say purses... I have always been a fan of dooney & bourke